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Old 07-08-2008, 12:08 PM  
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Smile pilipit dila....hehehe

1. how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2. i saw a saw that could out saw any other saw i ever saw.
3. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
4. A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.
5. Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch.
6. I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
7. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
8. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
9. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???
10. How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.
11. A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?
12. Kindly kittens knitting mittens keep kazooing in the king's kitchen.
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:22 AM   #9
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ano na nga ba masasabi ko..ay basta un na un...TIA
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:01 AM   #10
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pati utak ko na pilipit n din hehhe jowk
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Old 08-22-2008, 04:47 PM   #11
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Peter Pipper pick a pack of pickled pepper, A pack of pickled pepper peter pipper pick, If peter pipper pick a pack of pickled paper, where's the pack of the pickled pepper that peter pipper pick.
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Old 08-22-2008, 04:48 PM   #12
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pitompo't pitong puting tupa.
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Old 08-23-2008, 03:07 AM   #13
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bleahbalahbla...prffffph...napilipit nga dila ko, weeee...nice bosing!!!
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Old 09-11-2008, 12:44 PM   #14
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:19 AM   #15
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^ ha?

Eto try niyo --> Nakakapagpabagabag

Puting tupa, tupang puti.

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Old 09-12-2008, 03:52 AM   #16
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cute ng aso mo

sana aso ko ganyan din
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